A look into the future...

Using an exceedingly complicated and technically advanced time machine of my own design, I have been able to travel through time. Employing the stealth and grace for which I am known, I was able to infiltrate my home 70 years from our present date, cleverly disguised as an armchair.

The man on my right is my son and he is as one would expect:

Smart, polite, friendly, charming, funny,well dressed, a little on the special side, and very, very gay.

While in the home I was able to snap this photograph of my best friend Kevin and I enjoying glasses of wine.

Kevin looks lovely in plum!

It is a bright, beautiful future I have ahead of me.